"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile) 01/02/2014 at 16:18 • Filed to: None

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Does everything well. You heard it here first. Also, Mustangs have a split grill now too. Clearly the Vega was onto something. Now the mocking Vega ads megapost.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 01/02/2014 at 16:19

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100% decomposable

self recycling

suck it, prius

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 01/02/2014 at 16:20

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"Drive me. Or I'll rust at you."

505Turbeaux > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 01/02/2014 at 16:21

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lone_liberal > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 01/02/2014 at 16:22

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Vega was on to something, or Camaro was on to something?

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 01/02/2014 at 16:23

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1/32" extra panel thickness per year. It rusts, you see.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 01/02/2014 at 16:24

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However, you will. At the side of the road. Because the engine grenaded, being full of self-generated sand and lulzsome in blown head gasketitude.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 01/02/2014 at 16:25

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One is for transporting your victims alive, as quirky genial Vega Guy, and the other helps you dispose of the bodies. Two sides to the Vega, two sides to you!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > 505Turbeaux 01/02/2014 at 16:25

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That car returned to the earth five minuets after the photo shoot.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 01/02/2014 at 16:27

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See, it's actually a bit like an elephant, if elephants ever were shipped by train to be inflicted on an unsuspecting populace. Oh, we are a caution!

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 01/02/2014 at 16:29

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Again, this is the car version of mildew. Did we tell you that?

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 01/02/2014 at 16:30

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Unlike the competition from Wagon King, our offering will inflict misery in much tighter quarters much faster! Save on gas money too.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 01/02/2014 at 16:31

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Also cancer. We may have forgotten that one.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 01/02/2014 at 16:32

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Those corpses are going to be 250lb each, tops.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 01/02/2014 at 16:33

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I suspect we may have misspelled "weiner".

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 01/02/2014 at 16:33

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For the man who hates his head gaskets more than anything in the world, a car.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 01/02/2014 at 16:34

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Beware poo.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 01/02/2014 at 16:35

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We bet you don't even know what an austenitic phase transition is. Sheeeit.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 01/02/2014 at 16:36

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Journalism and cocaine: the inseparable buddies.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 01/02/2014 at 16:37

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I don't want to say it's because of aliens, but it's because of aliens.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 01/02/2014 at 16:38

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Okay, this one I'm not even going to snark. Dafuq?

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 01/02/2014 at 16:39

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mostly weeeeed man

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > lone_liberal 01/02/2014 at 16:42

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It's been pointed out that the Shelby Mustang is a fore-runner on that front as well, but pass up a chance to insult a car by comparison with the Vega? Never.

AMC/Renauledge > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 01/02/2014 at 16:56

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I hereby counter your evil with good:

AMC/Renauledge > AMC/Renauledge 01/02/2014 at 16:58

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AMC/Renauledge > AMC/Renauledge 01/02/2014 at 17:01

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RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > AMC/Renauledge 01/02/2014 at 17:10

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Teehee. I've been sort of encouraging the idea of AMC in my younger brother, but my dad would really prefer said younger brother stay away from the Grems, mostly because of short wheelbase RWD dorifto-based AAAAAA into a tree backwards probabilities.

AMC/Renauledge > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 01/02/2014 at 17:26

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I had a Gremlin for 2 years. Never dorifto'd it into any trees. If he does get a Gremlin, disc brakes and sway bars are a must, however.